I am bored and I can't sleep because I ate something today that made my stomach restless, resulting in an over-eager set of bowels ready to strike out a skunk ravaged by a curious dog.  On top of that, there's nothing much more to say.  I am lazy.
 I also realize I may post this once again on either facebook or my msn spaces. I believe I will do both.

Such as being bored, I want to get into a trance and write.  But I have no music that would put me in a trance, nor do I have sufficiently lack of sleep or unlack of drugs to get me there.  So I must rely solely on my own sober dissasslutions (wtf, i don't know what I'm trying to say) of grandeur to help me win out some fancy, entertaining tipbit about my life, my dreams, or the giant elephant sitting outside my bedroom windows. 

Now elephants are big to begin with but a imagine a giant one of those giant landwalkers.  An elephant so large that it would make a blue whale feel inadequate with his stature in the mammalian scale of superior largeness.  In fact, this elephant, being imaginary, would win any practical and real fight for size against a truly living, breathing big, blue, beautiful whale.  BBBBBBzzzz goes the bee.

After five minutes of typing on my sister's laptop, resting on my naked crotch, I believe I will have to put an end to the more obscure nuissances of my writing and get to the meat and potatoes of it all.

Recall Daniel's slab of meat (those of you from MSN Spaces will not know this, nor will FB'ers unless they've read my previous posts ).  daniel's kobe beef was getting raunchy due to the nature of decomposition.  Ha ha, ho ho.  Good riddens to that piece of flesh that caused him so much trouble.  Also, recall that his last trip through the beef and radiator actually sent him to beijing (I regret to inform you that I am making a lot of BS up as I write).  Daniel is in fact sitting in the cookoo bird's lap staring at the five monkeys doing the jive on the dance floor of marshall law.

A green sea bass floats away in the wind.  Sky fish!!!

At five ten PM a bird vessels and out jumped a man who was clearly failing at impersonating a woman and said, by geez golly green boogers in your bowels!  what has happened to this bedroom?

I need to finx is says my friend.  No larger than the elphant. My ego deflated by wiping pooh off a strange child.

Go with that.  I am sleeping as i typ things.  Spelling mistakes to revive fully funchtional drug induced drugs.  don't smoke dope crack.

It burns!!!!!!